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BIT.TRIP Presents… Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien (2013)StC: 0
Bit.Trip Presents… Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien manages not only to provide a nearly impossible to not cut-and-paste title but also a rare glimpse at game so bereft of distraction the crates appear on the level-select screen, with a helpful arrow, JUST IN CASE you didn’t notice.

BIT.TRIP Presents… Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien (2013)
StC: 0

Bit.Trip Presents… Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien manages not only to provide a nearly impossible to not cut-and-paste title but also a rare glimpse at game so bereft of distraction the crates appear on the level-select screen, with a helpful arrow, JUST IN CASE you didn’t notice.

Half-Life 3 (2014)StC: 0When the founding fathers of Start to Crate research work on a project, you know they’re going to toy with audience expectations, but a surprise release with such a mind-blowingly confident crate statement was the last thing we expected.
(Photo: Dan Snow Stoneworks (dansnowstoneworks.com) Crates: Anchuelo via http://www.polycount.com/forum/showthread.php?t=89244)

Half-Life 3 (2014)
StC: 0

When the founding fathers of Start to Crate research work on a project, you know they’re going to toy with audience expectations, but a surprise release with such a mind-blowingly confident crate statement was the last thing we expected.

(Photo: Dan Snow Stoneworks (dansnowstoneworks.com) Crates: Anchuelo via http://www.polycount.com/forum/showthread.php?t=89244)

Hotline Miami (2012)
StC: 17

Sometimes at the Start to Crate Chronographic Research Laboratory you start to get paranoid, and think, ‘they’re messing with us’.  The player is rewarded for speed, right? Completing the levels as BRIEFly as possible?  No?

Please take this game away from us.

Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft (2014)
StC: 0

The introductory cinematic is about opening a magical crate of cards. If that doesn’t reassure you that you’re in for a mediocre Warcraft experience, I don’t know what else could.

Dark Souls Revisited - A Crateure Compendium

Though we here at Start to Crate have taken a look at Dark Souls already, with the imminent release of the sequel, we thought it was worth one last (death-filled) visit to explore the inventive, mind-bending designs of the notoriously challenging adventure in crate-smashing.

Note: Each crate will be presented in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (2nd Edition) format so you can include them in your pen & paper Dark Souls adventures at home!

Standard Crate
Climate: Town/Dungeon
Frequency: Common
Organization: Hierarchical
Gets the job done.

Standard Barrel
Climate: Town/Dungeon
Frequency: Common
Morale: Fanatic
Never actually contains anything fluid under any circumstances.

Rope Barrel
Climate: Dungeon
Frequency: Common (never less than 3)
Alignment: Chaotic Good
For when the security provided by finely-coopered iron rings isn’t enough.

Long Crate
Climate: Dungeon
Frequency: Uncommon
Religion: Nil
What dwells within? COFFINS.


Snow Barrel
Climate: Painted Worlds
Frequency: Rare
Drops: Nothing, ever.
Brrrr!

Temple Crate
Climate: Abandoned Giant Habitations
Frequency: Ultra-Rare
Intelligence: Super Genius
What are they keeping in these? FIREWOOD?

Lectern
Climate: Spooky Libraries
Frequency: Rare
Type: Not A Crate

Crusader Kings II (2012)StC: 1
Looks like you can’t marry your way out of this one, Matilda of Tuscany!

Crusader Kings II (2012)
StC: 1

Looks like you can’t marry your way out of this one, Matilda of Tuscany!

Antichamber (2013)StC: 1
Wait… I get it now… we’re IN the crate?

Antichamber (2013)
StC: 1

Wait… I get it now… we’re IN the crate?

The Stanley Parable (2013)

StC: 0

Wait… I get it now… we ARE the crate?

Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons (2013)
StC: 61

Pulling a veritable Dark Souls on us, Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons (good on you for not putting a colon in there, Starbreeze) teases the StC research team by showing us a sack and a cart before the tutorial even begins, and hints at a clay pot before unleashing the dreaded ‘Wooden Barrel which sits inside a man’s home, blocking a bookshelf for some reason’ in the first cutscene, barely a minute after the game begins.

The game narrowly escapes a tutorial penalty and jumps to an early lead for Game of the Year 2013!

Dishonored (2012)StC: 0
Despite the crate divide betwixt the Hardcore leetz and the Casual noobs, Dishonored hangs its head in defeat to both varieties of gamer by presenting its first crate (and barrels to boot!) before the player can even select their difficulty option.

Dishonored (2012)
StC: 0

Despite the crate divide betwixt the Hardcore leetz and the Casual noobs, Dishonored hangs its head in defeat to both varieties of gamer by presenting its first crate (and barrels to boot!) before the player can even select their difficulty option.